Regarding Ravens …

and fornication, check out what Mr. Roger from our neighborhood quotes.

Newbery, Please!

Stepehn Colbert wants one.  He made his demand last night after literally applauding “Newbery” for giving the award to a book in which, “…an 18-month-old escapes the murder of his family by stumbling ahead of an assassin into an old graveyard.” (From this new article.)  Envy exuding from every pore, he then offered a children’s book title of his own, unprintable here.  Editors,  are you listening?  Snap him up!

What a difference from two years ago when there was such a hue and cry about that poor dog’s scrotum.  Sigh.