The Naming of Blogs is a difficult matter.
It isn’t just one of your video games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a blog must have TWO WORTHY NAMES.
For some, there’s the name that the blogosphere hits daily,
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a blog needs a name that is particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified.
Else how can it keep all its links copacetic,
As well as handle the comments and cherish the tags?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a blogroll,
Names that never belong to more than one blog.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no Internet search can discover –
But THE BLOG KNOWS ITSELF, and will never confess.
When you notice a blog in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
Its code is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of its name:
Its ineffable effable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.