Mrs. Piggle Wiggle needs to pick herself up, give herself a first name (Peter suggests Peggy) , dig up the pirate loot in her backyard, buy a condo in Boca (I mean, how many years can you live in an upside down house?), and enjoy the good life.
Thanks to Betsy for pointing me to Laurel’s wonderful short story.
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Laurel’s short story is wonderful but I think Mrs. Piggle Wiggle deserves better than Boca which is a bit banal and golf-oriented. Perhaps she could pack up the upside down house, move to an upside-down house in Georgetown, and work on the Senate instead? I think quite a few good senators could stand a few lessons from dear old Mrs PW!
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