I am not sure who started #MyHogwarthsStory , but Patrick Ness ran with it on Twitter yesterday. Here’s a taste:
@Patrick_Ness I’d have been a relentless, nauseating suck-up to MacGonagall. She’d have reluctantly written me a college recommendation #MyHogwartsStory
@Patrick_Ness I’d have gone to that winter ball thing, platonically, with a socially-awkward centaur. We’d have left early to read. #MyHogwartsStory
@Patrick_Ness After graduating, I’d have emigrated, probably to Canada, and humblebragged constantly about going to Hogwarts #MyHogwartsStory
